****DISCLAIMERS fo' dummies

****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Summer '12: The Beginning

“Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”


    
2012.
A year of...well, nothing really. Nothing major has really happened this year, but let's hope that Summer 2012 is 'that time of the year'. My summer was SUPPOSED TO consist of beach days, 22 hour naps, panda band, reckless driving, and partying so hard that I forgot what I did that night AND the night before. BUT OF COURSE, we can't have everything right? To be specific, I can't have anything. I'll be in summer school until June 29th in hell oblivion Geometry. I hate math, but I made the conscious decision for my future college career that I need to get to Calculus; but in order to get from A-Z, you've got to survive the LMNOP. Thus, me spending eight hours for four weeks, learning about perpendicular lines, polygons, and shapes that don't exist yet I'm supposed to assume for the sake of this class, that they do in SOME universe out there that I, quite frankly, DON'T care about. But whatever, since I'm on week two already, I guess I'll survive.

   But as soon as summer school ends, I've got a license, a car, and a wallet full of cash.
   .....Let's get wasty pants.