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****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Monday, February 23, 2015

College Prep: The Crash Course part one

Everything you've been doing in the past four years of your life have led up to the big C word: Cupcake. Just kidding, although if I was working four years of my life to receive cupcakes, it better be a lifetime supply.

I'm talking about COLLEGE. Most people our age twenty or thirty years ago never even went to college because it was not in the cards for them. You have been allotted a very special opportunity and mustn't let it go to waste. As usual, I've come to your rescue to aid you in navigating the rough waters and terrain ahead as you prepare to start the next chapter of your life. Can you believe I'm this nice?
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Welcome to College Prep for the average procrastinator. Naturally, you have been bombarded from all sides by teachers, classmates, university representatives, sports recruiters, your parents, and even random strangers about where you are going to school and what you are planning on majoring in. I'll leave the segment about majors for Part Two, but for the aforementioned, I can most certainly be of service.

So what things should you even consider when deciding where to go to college? Well, one should start by considering the following questions:

1. How far away would I like to be from home?
2. Do I like big cities or small towns?
3. Will I be comfortable around thousands upon thousands of strangers, many who will possibly be showing up to class in their pajamas?
4. Does the school offer majors that I am interested in?
5. Would I like to go to public or private school?

These are just basic questions, not even covering things like Greek life, ,sports, extracurricular, and the overall student body. 

Here are some questions NOT to consider when making your college decision:
1. Are there cute boys/girls?
--- "Cute" is subjective, but unless you choose a single gender university, GIRLS and BOYS are everywhere, so silly question, move on.
2. Will there be food?
--- Again, a silly question. I guarantee the school does not want a lawsuit on their hands from when you die of malnutrition and/or starvation. Plus, people follow food, so OF COURSE, there will be food. Now, whether or not it is GOOD food is a different story
3. Are my [insert boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend/dog] going there?
---PLEASE do not make a college decision based off of someone else! Last time I checked, when you receive a diploma, it only has ONE name on it, meaning, it's that one name's decision on where to go to school and to pick a place that is right for them.  For example, just because your boyfriend loves football, it doesn't mean you'll personally enjoy being in the student section of a football game with millions of crazy, screaming, and occasionally drunk sports fans. Also, as a side note, you need to consider that people change when they get to college. Your relationship or friendship may be all sunshine and rainbows now, but six months away from home in a new environment is enough to destroy any relationship, especially one that was shaky to begin with.
4. What about the parties/social life?
---I won't lie, this was one of my questions when I was looking into colleges. Yes, your social life is important. No one wants to go off to college and be bored. I can do that for free at home. However, I know I am going to sound like a parent when I say this, but school comes first. The parties will happen when they happen, you'll be in college, where someone, somewhere, parties. Just focus on working hard, so you can play harder.

You're going to ask yourself a million questions and do hours upon hours of research, but ultimately its up to you and you alone. You also must be prepared to accept the harsh realities of either not being accepted to your first choice school or not being able to afford it, but regardless of the circumstances, make wherever it is you go, your home

Pristine 2015: Back from a Hiatus

    I am not going to sit here and apologize for not posting in God knows how long because, to be frank, life happens. I do, however, apologize for not sharing my experiences with you as they happened because, BOY, has a lot happened since the last time I've posted.

   I would like to start out by saying, as belated as ever, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I know, it's February, like, super late February, but better late than never, right?

  Since my last appearance, I have graduated little ole high school and have gone off to college and the microcosm of the real world. Safe to say that I'm doing big girl things now, not quite womanly things because I do not pay the following: phone bill, hair salon bill, car bill, college bill. So for now, I'm just an overgrown kid.

   For my own personal growth, I've dubbed this year The Year of Success. I know, it's incredibly cliche, however, I feel like success in itself, even by definition, can be applied to countless areas of life, whether it be an academic, spiritual, or physical/bodily goal.

  I have some amazing material prepared for you guys and I wish I could post it all into one GIANT blog entry, but then A) You would all hate me and B) It would basically be a  300 page novel.

So gear up, Honestly? Subscribers, because I am back and wittier than ever.