Pristine 2015: Back from a Hiatus

    I am not going to sit here and apologize for not posting in God knows how long because, to be frank, life happens. I do, however, apologize for not sharing my experiences with you as they happened because, BOY, has a lot happened since the last time I've posted.

   I would like to start out by saying, as belated as ever, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I know, it's February, like, super late February, but better late than never, right?

  Since my last appearance, I have graduated little ole high school and have gone off to college and the microcosm of the real world. Safe to say that I'm doing big girl things now, not quite womanly things because I do not pay the following: phone bill, hair salon bill, car bill, college bill. So for now, I'm just an overgrown kid.

   For my own personal growth, I've dubbed this year The Year of Success. I know, it's incredibly cliche, however, I feel like success in itself, even by definition, can be applied to countless areas of life, whether it be an academic, spiritual, or physical/bodily goal.

  I have some amazing material prepared for you guys and I wish I could post it all into one GIANT blog entry, but then A) You would all hate me and B) It would basically be a  300 page novel.

So gear up, Honestly? Subscribers, because I am back and wittier than ever.