Welcome to the fabulous world of social networking! Now that you've singed up for
Facebook and got you profile set up, it's time to add your friends and hopefully meet some new ones. I know, all the excitement,
it's hard to contain. Everything is so fresh and new. But you need to be careful, too. Because everybody has a Facebook personality. So here's my guide to you, on which Facebookers to
avoid.
The Photo Hoe
Now, this girl may be some random from school or your best friend;
doesn't matter. You need to either tell this bitch to
stop or block all her posts. This Facebooker is the one girl who:
-Uploads a new picture
everyday
-Changes her profile picture 12 times in
one day
-Has 27394 photo albums with 38572 pictures each
-Tags the world in her photos so they're
forced to comment
- Extreme Photoshopper (
A Cup in real life,
D Cup on Facebook)
And the worst offense:
ASKING people to like her pictures. (in some cases,
begging)
She may be a pretty girl,
hooray. But in most cases, she's a
wannabe hoe who seeks valedation by the number in front to the little
thumbs up on Facebook. And it maybe the
same pose (
duck face :* ), or the
same place (
her bedroom, her bathroom, her cat's litter box). She may wear shorts that show her
pubic hairs or the pictures of her and her friend at the beach in their
bikinis (
yay, we drove for 4 hours to get to the beach just so we can get some likes). The girls who take pictures of themselves with a camera,
PISS OFF. I don't know what exactly is the explaination for why some girls do this, other than the fact that it's a
sickness, a
disease:
I-have-a-high-tech-camera-so-now-I-think-I'm-a-photographer-and-model syndrome. Eh, my advice to you, if it doesn't bother you, let the bitch be. But if it does, block her posts
NOoOoW.
