The Ghost
This is the person you may have added 6 months ago and are now starting to worry is dead. They have a Facebook, but they're never online. They may log on every 8 months just to change their profile picture, comment on a thing or two, and log off. In that period of time, you feel like you have to get whatever ti is you need to say to that person on their wall or in their inbox ASAP before the little fuck logs off. Sometimes, they even log off mid-chat. Like, seriously, bitch? Don't fucking chat me if you're gonna log off whil I'm trying to tell you about my dying armadillo. Just tell me you're not interested (I don't know why you wouldn't be).
But seriously, this person has the same profile picture for two years of them and their grandma, who probably died in the midst of that two years so please update it. Also, don't log on after 8 months and comment on something I said 8 months ago.
Hannah posted on George's wall: "Hey George I had fun hanging out last week, we should go fishing again." (From May 12, 2011)
George commented on Hannah's post: "yeah me too." (January 3, 2012)
Hannah commented on her own post: "I hate you." (January 3, 2012)
If it is this extreme, screw them. I don't wanna be Facebook friends with Casper the friendly ghost.
