****DISCLAIMERS fo' dummies

****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

How to truly celebrate Valentine's Day


Ah,hate love. It can make you do crazy and stupid things. Like scale a building. Or pick up a car. Or fly halfway across the country just to say "I love you", shoot, it can even make you take a bullet for the one you love (pun intended). But let's be real here. Nowadays, love isn't like this. But Valentine's Day plays it out this way. Valentine's Day can only be defined one way and one way only: A fat baby with arrows goes around shooting people in the ass so that they'll give their significant other candy and flowers and cards and jewelry and such. I mean, there's nothing wrong with gifts, but shouldn't you show the one you love that you care all 365 days of the year? (366 for a leap year, just sayin').

For Valentine's Day this year, I found myself single again, for the second year in a row. So what do I do? Ahead of time, kiss everyone of my friends asses in hopes that one of them will look deep into their hearts and buy me things. And as much as I love my friends, I wasn't really feeling the whole give and receive method. I'm more of a receive and leave kinda gal. No, I'm kidding<3 But on a serious note, I saw some serious fuckery taking place around me this year. Guys and girls buying each other life sized teddy bears (that will later turn into a psycho serial killer on a full moon), chocolates for days (so that when the other gets fat, they can break up with them for that reason), and cards (I LURVE YOU? You might as well said "I don't give a shit about you"). I even saw a Facebook valentine or two (Jane Doe posted on Bob Barry's Wall: hey babe xoxo happy vday ---Bob Barry commented on Jane Doe's post: ily 2<3 ; what he should've commented "DB<3" (die bitch)). Like, come on people, if you're gonna be stupid, don't celebrate at all. Do everyone a favor and BREAK UP.

I feel that there is no true meaning to Valentine's Day because you should treat your significant other like a king/queen/duke (duke for the transgenders), everyday. ONE DAY should NOT be the definition of your ENTIRE relationship. If it wasn't working in the first place, Valentine's Day and a pack of Valentine colored M&M's isn't gonna make a difference
Signed, at 2:54 PM