****DISCLAIMERS fo' dummies

****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

New Year's Resolutions

What exactly am I expecting for the coming year of 2012?

What's happened so far:

In the news:
  • Casey Anthony & the perfect murder
  • Kardashian-Humpries marriage/divorce
  • More people dying pointlessly while the Kardashians have a wedding worth millions of dollars while children around the world STARVE...no big deal...
  • NBA lockout
  • Charlie Sheen #WINNING
  • Rebecca Black-Friday
  • Planking,owling etc.
  • Wachovia becomes Wells Fargo
  • Ron Brown, Ron Artest now his name is: Metta World Peace
  • Oprah ends after being on TV since the dinosaurs
  • Woman gets 'Drake' tattooed on her forehead
..basically a bunch of stupid shit.

Around me:
  • Bitches being fake
  • Bitches being whiny
  • Bitches being phony
  • People growing balls and thinking they can step to me
  • Lots of drama
  • Lots of relationship issues
....more stupid, pointless shit.

So what exactly DO I expect from the coming year of 2012? Well, since everyone's convinced we're gonna die because the Mayan calendar, written by an ancient civilization with no modern day sense, ends December 21, 2012 (damn, they could've ran out of stone), I guess my first expectation is to die; MEANING I don't have to go through the trouble of lying to myself, like every other year, by promising to go on some ridiculous diet that is never fulfilled. Also, while we're at it, I can also say that I'm NOT going to try to be a nicer person this coming year because quite frankly, I don't care. Never have; and I'm not gonna start now because I wouldn't feel comfortable in my own skin knowing that I'm being fake and playing you like Booboo the fool.

I'm not looking for love in 2012 because it's all the same. Just because the calendar says something new, doesn't mean everyone around me is brand new. They're still the shady, immature, unappreciative jerkoffs from last year. I don't feel like I can find that individual who'd be able to keep up with me. My guard's still up, not for my sake, but for the other individual's. When I get into a relationship I give my all and regret nothing, but I you mess with my emotions, I'm coming after you and trust me, it's as disturbing as it sounds. Overall, I just have more important things to do than play back and forth with my heart.

---Coming into my own. That's my one and only resolution for the New Year. I hope to discover what I want to do with myself. What I'd I don't wanna go to college? What if I'd like to move to South Beach and open up a tiki bar?(hypothetically speaking, that would be a stupid idea....I'd open a smoothie bar) haha. Really, I'd like to figure out who my real friends, (because 2011's given me too many friends to separate the good from the bad) who I know will always have my back, won't be a fair weather friend and leave when times get alittle cloudy. I want to find the friends I'll still be in contact with when we graduate and hopefully for life.

I wonder what everyone else's New Year's resolutions are. Whether it be losing that last 100 pounds or trying to get back the love of your life....hell, your resolution could be to be the laziest you could possibly be, planting your ass on your couch all year and playing MW3; my advice to you is to do whatever it is you set to do to the best of your ability. you g000 gurl.