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****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

My Bucket List


Before I die, I want to do alot with my life. I plan to get married, have kids, and live lavishly; but of course, I also want to travel the world, meet all kinds of people, and do all kinds of things. My list might as well be "Allllllll the crazy shit I wanna do before I peace out, yo." Yup, the "yo" is there for racial profiling. Now, I say this with all honesty, this is MY list and it WILL be weird because I'm not exactly normal. Now, to begin.
My Bucket List
----by Kerdesha D.

Before I die, I'd like to....

  • Skydive in Vegas
  • Bungee jump in the Grand Canyon
  • Meet real life pandas and hug them; and if all works out, they'll make me one of their own and I can live among them for a year and do panda stufff
  • Perform with Blue Man group
  • Have my own season of episodes of "Man vs Food", so I can travel and eat and get paid for a living
  • Kiss the love of my life at the very top of the Eiffel Tower
***Meet the love of my life
  • Spend time with my family, my whole family- aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, distant cousins, the whole clan
  • Streak in Washington D.C.
  • Swim with dolphins
  • Beat the hell out of a childhood enemy- oh revenge is SAWEEET...
  • Donate $10,000 to furthering breast cancer research
  • Travel to Japan and meet a wise man who can give me wise words that I can put on my tombstone
  • Ride an elephant in India
  • Go to Switzerland- why? I don't know, I honestly don't know...
  • Have my own Barbie doll
  • Be in a production of Cats
  • Meet (and hopefully SLEEP WITH) Trey Songz
**another story for another day
  • Shoot a gun in the middle of a riot- Once again, not sure
  • Hike the Himalayas.....orrrr just look at the Himalayas, depends on how much I weigh when the time comes
  • Travel to Vatican City and meet the Pope and ask him some of life's most challenging questions (oh, and ask if I can try on his hat)
  • Pierce my cartilage
  • Go to Barcelona, Spain and dance the night away in the streets
  • Zip lining in rain forests of Costa Rica
  • Visit England and make fun of those guard guys in the fuzzy hats
  • Organize the largest, most insane onezie pajama march
  • Write a hit rap song
  • Eat the hottest pepper in the world
  • Own and train a parrot to engage in stimulating conversation
  • Be a bunny rabbit- okay, I know this won't happen but it's a mini daydream
  • Race on a racetrack
  • Ride a motorcycle
  • Jump into a waterfall

This is only the HALF of what I'd like to do before I die and though I may not get to do all, if any of these things, hell, I could die tomorrow and this list would be meaningless, but the point is that I aim for the stars and my dreams aren't limited to reality, but reach out to the almost impossible. Anyway, I hope I've inspired you to write your own bucket list and think about what you'd like to do and what matters most.