****DISCLAIMERS fo' dummies

****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

To guys out of my league,

just thought I should let you know that if it wasn't for my fear of unplanned pregnancy, STDs, STIs, and my mother, I'ddddddd probably bang you in a second millisecond. God, why must You put so many obstacles in my way?!?! UGH. But of course, that's not just it; social quota stands in my way as well. I can't be Level 4 and you be Level 2105, it doesn't work that way. You've gotta be like, a level 5, or 4, or maybe even 3, depends on just HOW great you look. But, unfortunately, the fustration continues. You'll only exists as my non-reality. Eh, I guess I'm okay with that, for now at least.
Signed, at 5:52 PM