Can you stop please? I'm asking this on behalf of all those who won't ask you to your face. You make all of us other girls look bad as a whole, a unit, a species. I'm not sure how or why you became a hoe, but I need you to
change your ways. Chasing after guys who
already have girlfriends?
Not okay.
Getting on your knees for
every guy who's ever said hi to you?
Definitely frowned upon. Sexting pictures of yourself to a guy? You do realize that cellphones have
forward and select all contacts options? Wearing skirts up to your inner thighs?
Disgusting. (
YOU MAKE ME SICK) :P And just a question,
where do you get your clothes? Do you just take perfectly flattering clothing and turn them into
stripper attire? I mean, seriously, I get you're trying to impress guys and pull in a man (single or taken,
doesn't matter), but do it at a strip club,
NOT in
public places such a sporting events, school events, or just out on the town. Why? Because there are girls around, too and speaking for myself here, I'm
straight and I don't like seeing girl's asses hanging out of their shorts. It's not cute, you're not cute. You wanna show that much skin? Be a Victoria Secret model orrrr a
porn star. Also, I have a
strong feeling that your mother
did NOT buy those clothes for you. If she did, she needs to be
reported to Department of children & families (
el departamento de ninos y familias, for all you chongas out thereee) . Quite frankly, crop tops that cut at my
bra line, shorts that show everyone my ass, heels that look like they belong on OBT, bikinis that look like floss, shirts so tight it looks like I got
4 sizes too small, and other things of the sort do
NOT sit nicely with my mom. My momma would
beat the living Christ out of me and hang me by my dental floss bikini if I even thought to be slick and bring that
shit into her presence. I mean, I get away with the cleavage tops, but that's another story for another day. Anyway, back to being a hoe, I don't understand the mentality that
popularity equals how many guys you've gotten with. I feel like if you're gonna get with a guy, get with him for the right reasons....
oh, and get with
ONE GUY.
Monogamy is the best policy, ladies. You've got to leave some guys out there
STD free for the few of us that want
good boyfriends. So, my advice to you? Cover up your
coochie,
close your legs, and try being
classy. Shanksssss.
