Where are all the hotties attttttttt?;) I don't know, man. It seems like whenever I make the
effort to look cute, there's
no one to creep on, yet when I go out looking like a
swamp monster, allll my potential marriage prospects are out and about (
and possibly shrieking in fear at the sight of me in their heads). Like on Black Friday, I saw a panty dropper at Target and he was
TO DIE FOR. (
pant dropper-
noun refers to an extremely attractive male who can immediately get into a female's pants). Yet, there I was, in my jeans, running sneakers, oversized tee, hair in a braid, and glasses, looking
rough as hellllll. Yet, despite all this, he still looked my way and gave me a smile, and you better
believe I smiled back.
tehe. But anyway, I feel like I go out of my way (though it isn't
that much work) to look good for not
only myself, but for
potential boyfriends/future husbands/future hookups. I
curl my hair, do my makeup, spend hours picking out the freakum dress, and what do
I get in return? A smile or two, but never an
upfront drop of appreciation. And I know this is a problem across America for girls everywhere who torture themselves with waxing, laser hair removal, tweezing, shaving, flat ironing, curling, and whatever else it takes to look
beautiful. All I ask of guys is to let girls know you appreciate them, because
trust me, if you didn't, bet you we'd look
alot like you;
manly and all.
