dammit. you smell weird. When was the last time
YOU took a shower? God, I swear, I've heard some of the
strangest shit in the one year I've been at this school, man. Examples include
, but are not limited to:
- "I took a shower last night so I don't have to this morning."
- "My hair is far more manageable with all the grease and oils, so I don't wash it often."
- "I brushed my teeth yesterday morning so I'm good until tomorrow night."
- "Oops, sorry, I forgot to put deodorant on this morning."
- "I have no idea why the insides of my nails are black."
You may think I'm
joking, but
damn, do I wish I was. These are actual statements I've heard come out of people's mouths. I've had to endure a class period with
Ms. I-Don't-Shower-Everyday-Because-I'm-Starting-My-Own-Body-Dirt-Museum or
Mr.Toothbrushes-Aren't-My-Thing-I-Prefer-Onions.
Argh, get it together people, it's freaking gross. If you were wondering why no one ever wants to swap secrets with you, I've given you the answer and
RIGHT THIS SECOND, you're
probablyyyyy smelling your pits or checking your breath. Newsflash,
stinky ass: you can't judge your own stink. Jeez, where does the world
find these people?
You may think I'm joking, but damn, do I wish I was. These are actual statements I've heard come out of people's mouths. I've had to endure a class period with Ms. I-Don't-Shower-Everyday-Because-I'm-Starting-My-Own-Body-Dirt-Museum or Mr.Toothbrushes-Aren't-My-Thing-I-Prefer-Onions. Argh, get it together people, it's freaking gross. If you were wondering why no one ever wants to swap secrets with you, I've given you the answer and RIGHT THIS SECOND, you're probablyyyyy smelling your pits or checking your breath. Newsflash, stinky ass: you can't judge your own stink. Jeez, where does the world find these people?
