****DISCLAIMERS fo' dummies

****Disclaimers fo' dummies
Understand this before you start reading ANY POSTS: it's my opinion; my outlook on the people around me and their actions. I feel entitled to my opinion and if you don't like it, I suggest you hit the back button on your browser right this second. I mean, not gonna lie, some things MIGHT be offensive, but this blog isn't for the sensitive at heart.

Friday, November 25, 2011

to the wanna be black kids,

I'm not racist, but i'm TERRIBLY sorry to inform you that the color of your skin resembles paper. You are white. Blanco. Blanche. No matter what you do: you can get your hair braided, get dreads, listen to Lil Wayne, and talk the talk, but wiggah, you can't walk the walk. LAWLZ. I've seen one too many white kids these days trying to "infuse hip-hop culture in their daily lives".....loads of crap. Stop quoting rap songs. Stop singing rap songs. Stop buying rap albums. Stop downloading rap music. Stop listening to rap music. But the most tragic thing plaguing our society today: the dancing white kids. OOOOOOH LAWD, I've seen it all. The one white girl completely off beat trying to "shake it like a pompom", when in reality, there's nothing to shake. The one white boy trying to jerk, (or he may be having a seizure) no one knows. Like the other day, when I went to the volleyball game/ good reason to skip out on class, they played some of the ghetto-est songs ever, the songs you'd hear on BET. Anyway, I wanted to bust out dancing, but instead I decided to turn around and look for the white kids I knew were gonna dance, and sure enough, I found them, busting their best moves and making complete asses out of themselves. Safe to say that I laughed so hard I should have peed myself, but I didn't. Take that as a mini personal lesson, white teens of America. It's not wrong to like hip hop music, buuttttt it is a social crime to dance to it, orrrr whatever it is you think you're doing.